You may not leave grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road.
In Lacon, IL you cannot put grass clippings on your sidewalk or the road. If this law is broken you will be fined $150.
View ArticleUniform Christmas Code
That the last Monday of December every year be declared Christmas Sunday to allow for uniform observance of a now secular holiday in every state of the union, excepting Texas and Mississippi in which...
View ArticleFat people have to wear a sticker saying Caution wide turns
if you weigh more than 250 pounds and under 6 ft tall you have to were a sticker saying “CAUTION WIDE TURNS” on your butt
View ArticlePeople Who Are Caught Cheating
People Who Are Caught Cheating Are Subjected To Public Humiliation.
View ArticleRequesting Obama’s Birth Certificate May Soon Be Illegal
If a newly proposed law in Hawaii gets passed, requesting a copy of the Barack Obama’s birth certificate will soon be ignored. The Hawaiian state House Judiciary Committee heard a bill Tuesday...
View ArticleGlenn Beck Prohibition
Glenn Beck is hereto forthwith declared illegal. “Glenn Beck” will be described from for all purposes of this document as: 1. Having between 10% and 50% of the voting adult population as audience.*...
View ArticleNo baths between March and October
Your not allowed to take BATHS from March trough October, doing so is a serious offense and will be met with a swift punishment.
View ArticleNo eating bugs on Sunday or January 9th
No eating bugs of any kind on Sundays or January 9th. Residents of California shall not eat any types of insects, bugs or creepy crawlers, escpecially no eating grasshoppers or crickets. Punishment for...
View ArticleYou cannot stumble while walking main street.
In Antonito, Colorado you cannot stumble or swagger while walking down main street. Teens, Drunks and Bums beware Antonito should have a no stumbling law so that everyone walks straight as they walk...
View ArticleNo Skirt Wearing in Bethany, Missouri
While in Bethany Missouri, it is illegal for any black men to wear skirts while driving a truck.
View ArticleIts illegal if your a midget and you dress up as a lephercaun
In Fresno, Califronia – If you are found committing this crime you will be tackled by the k-9 unit.
View ArticleCigarette Butt Cleanliness Law
Drivers who throw out cigarette butts at stoplights will be required to clean up cigarette butts at stoplights while wearing a dunce cap for 10 hours and have to eat 10 cigarette butts.
View ArticleIt should be illegal to bring peanuts to school
Because some kids are allergic to peanuts, it should be illegal for anyone to bring them to school. Punishment should be in the form of waterboarding!
View Article$20 Fine for Using Profanity in Middleborough
On June 11th 2012, the people in Middleborough Massachusetts apparently had enough of the #@!$%@ and @&$!@ in public and voted 183-50 in favor of fining people $20 if they use profanity in public....
View ArticleProposed Law: Asking To See A Woman’s Boob’s could be illegal?!
A recently proposed law in West Palm Beach, Florida would expand powers for police to crack down on prostitution. They could arrest people variety “prostitution-related” actions in public places:...
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